Sunday, May 1, 2011

Big or Small, They Want 'Em All

I was huge busted my whole life, started sprouting Flopsy and Mopsy in 4th grade.  Throughout my life, I got used to boys and men talking to them instead of me, addressing my double D's.  Hello.  I'm up here.  Hello.

It has surprised and cracked me up since my return to work in fake boobs, two perky just shy of C cups, that many of the men I wait on are still talking to the boobs!  It's hysterical.  And even my male co-workers who know these things aren't real; I still catch them looking.

I learned somethin new.

When it comes to men
and boobs,
size does not matter.
Big ones.
Little ones.
Fake ones.
They want 'em all.

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